Shhh...

Don't tell anyone, but we're going to explain a four-step technique 
to purge your neighbor or an entire neighborhood's vote.  You can 
do it from the couch.

1. Go the the Absentee Ballot Request website. 



2. Enter your neighbor's NAME and RESIDENCE ADDRESS.

3. For "Mail my ballot to:" enter 
   LEW STERRETT JAIL, 111 W. COMMERCE ST, DALLAS(See NOTE1). 

4. Scan and email to EVAPPLICATIONS@DALLASCOUNTY.ORG.  
   (Don't forget to use your throwaway Gmail account.)

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
1. Dallas County Elections will receive the request and create an 
     Absentee Ballot for your neighbor.
2. The ballot will be mailed to the jail.
3. The Elections Department will note he has requested to vote Absentee 
     and is ineligible to vote again.
4. When your neighbor goes to vote, he'll be told he's inelligible and 
     needs to sort things out at the jail.




The technique can be automated to scale to a large number of other targets including:
- Your in-laws,
- Bad girls from high school
- An entire losing football team, or even
- Political rivals.

NOTE1: From Dallas County Absentee Ballot instructions:
	Your ballot must be mailed to your home where you live or to the
	address on your Voter Registration Certificate.  There are some 
	exceptions that allow you to have your ballot mailed to a different 
	location as specified below.

	   Reason for Voting by Mail
	   In jail